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1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:

Tangela (Ohyay nutrients from the grouuuund.)

2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:

Prinplup (Eh, I don't like you that much either.)

3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:

Slaking (I'm gonna need a bigger bed D: )

4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:

Tentacool (Lol what.  Plz don't sting me -squishes-)

5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:

Rampardos (Hopefully headbutting is not a sign of attraction.)

6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:

Swablu (Yaaaaaay<3 -snuggle- )

7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:

Meloetta (Maybe it will sing/dance me to death)

8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:

Altaria (I don't mind, you're sooo fluffaaay)

9. This Pokemon would risk it's life to save you from any danger:

Joltik (NO PLEASE DON'T YOU'RE TINY AND ADORABLE)

10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:

Golett (... o_o )